SWANSON, chantel g.

[chantel swanson]

I CAN’T HELP MYSELF

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SAY HELLO TO CHANTEL GEORGINA SWANSON[/font]


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IT’S SOME KIND OF JOKE

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SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
my full birth name is chantel georgina swanson. you will call me chantel, and that's all.

AND JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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i'm nineteen years old, i'm born on july fifteenth nineteen ninety.

JUST TO MAKE SURE - MALE OR FEMALE?
what do you think, idiot?

WHICH WAY DO YOU SWING?
i suck dick.

WHERE CAN WE FIND YOU DURING THE DAY?
college, sitting in a boring classroom. i'm majoring in business. fun, right?... not.

WHO DO YOU MOST LOOK LIKE, AND WHY?
apparently i look like kristin cavallari.
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ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS

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THE PERSON THE PERSON THE PERSON[/font][/center]

WHAT ARE YOU INTO?

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i like to party. what can i say? i know how to have fun. i'll drink anything you throw at me. vodka, rum, mix drinks, straight shots, even blowjob shooters.

i know how to drink, i can handle my alcohol, but i love to get fucking drunk. so now i know i have you thinking, "oh she drinks, i guess she does drugs"... why does that matter to you? i've had my bad years with drugs, i've had my bad years. i don't like meth, i don't like anything like that, but i do like to make my nose a little numb sometimes. mary jane is a good friend of mine too, gotta love that girl.

i have a dog, he's a bulldog, you probably won't think he's cute, but i think he's the cutest thing ever, i love my little marshall.

cars are pretty nice, i don't know anything about them, my dad fixes mine along with my little brother, i let them spritz it up and make it all sexy, i love my car though, she's my baby, without my liscense i would die.

i'm not exactly nice, so i've always got a real good hankering for a fight, my favorite saying was said by Lil Wayne, "you got beef homie? i was just gettin hungry," - best quote i've ever heard. i will knock you out. i am a boxer. and yes i am a smoker, but that does not stop me from beating the shit out of you. understand?

i love the color pink, but not on guys. it makes them look like total fruits, but i would wear pink everyday if i could. it's a gorgeous color.

i love my friends too, they're my life, especially this one girl called parker sinclair, she kinda stole my heart when we were little and we've been best friends ever since then. and yes, i am aware she's younger than me.

i like a boy who knows how to break the law, i guess you can say i like the bad boys. every boy i've been with has been a stoner or a drug dealer, i was with about two basketball players and they sold drugs on the side. there's nothing wrong with running in with the law, baby.

i have to admit it, i do like sex, a lot. but i won't have sex with anyone random, are you kidding me? sex is great, but not with someone you don't know. STDs are something i'd love to avoid, so i'm not going to slob on your knob on the first night i meet you. i've just gotten out of the biggest fling/relationship ever with a complete douche who i'm still madly in love with to some point, and that's all me and him would do, but i knew him for ages. you? i just met you. keep it in your fucking pants.


juicy couture and spanish boys. enough said.

i love to go to the mall, i love to spend money, and along with spending money means spending money on food. honestly, all i want in a friend is someone who has the same opinion as me, will take a bunch of bong chops and go out for dinner at santuccis.

AND WHAT AREN’T YOU INTO?
honestly, don't be a bitch when you first meet me. i'm nice to people when i first meet them, and if they disrespect me, i disrespect them. this is my town, because down here, i've got a chopper and you're going to need a doctor, bitch. disrespectful bitches can go home.

i hate tequila. there's worms in it. ew.

i remember back in high school, there was always these girls who thought they were the hottest, they wanted to look just like pornstars. honestly, i know my hair isn't naturally blonde, i'm quite aware of that, but i'm not a stupid little drunken sixteen year old whore. can't stand girls like that man!

i dislike school, and i think everyone knows that. i'm chantel swanson, the queen of skipping, shit, back in grade nine i would kick rocks from heritage and head to the ravine and blaze up a joint with the grade elevens. damn i was cool.


i hate people who think they smoke when they don't. what do you call those people? oh yeah, posers. smoking isn't even cool in the first place.

now i love gay guys, but being lesbian? not my kinda thing. don't try shit on me when i'm drunk, don't try shit on me when i'm high, don't try shit on me when i'm sober. just don't try shit. i'll be friends with lesbians, one of my cousins is a lesbian and i love her to death, just hands to yourselves ladies!

rock music makes me want to regurgitate. not bands like ac/dc, but bands like cannibal corpse. or anything that's related to indie music... BOOOORRRRIIIINGGGGGGG.


i hate the human race more than anything. i mean it's not phyiscal humans that i hate, it's the mental human i hate. i just don't like people. you will never hear people person and chantel in the same person. the more people i meet, the more i like my dog.

rice pudding.. ew, it looks, smells and tastes like vomit.

oh, and i hate those little shits that act fucking immature. you know, combovers, tight jeans, headbands worn horiztonally. you look like a fucking idiot, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
i'm wonderful at scrapping, everyone around town knows that. i don't like to start fights, but if i have to i will. i may look like a scrawny little piece of shit since i'm only 5'4", and i look like one of those dogs that never bite but do a whole lotta barking. i make a mad batch of cookies, i consider baking my best skill. ask any of my friends, i make a mean cheesecake. i'm good at a lot of little stupid things, rolling joints, making card towers, driving, hosting parties and a lot of other pointless shit. i'm nineteen, do you expect me to know what i'm good at and what i'm not good at?

AND WHAT DO SUCK AT?
being nice. i mean, i'm nice when i first meet people, but i'm just forced to. after that, i'm not really going to care about you that much and i'll just tell you to go suck one. i'm rude. also, i know that texting while i'm hammered is something i'm really horrible at, and i give really, really horrible back massages. believe me on that, my ex had to go to a chiro because of me. i warn you, i give nasty back massages.

WANNA SHARE A SECRET?
no.

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF MOST?
honestly i am shit scared of spiders. maybe because i woke up with a bunch of spider eggs in a cup beside my bed, creepy? i would think so.

i'm afraid of drowning. i saw someone drown right infront of me and die, terribly scarring and sad. i cried and i didn't even know them. i was five by the way, and i didn't know how to swim, so i couldn't help.

IF YOU HAD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN FIFTEEN WORDS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
i'm crude, sour, blunt and a little bit misunderstanding, all i need is some love!
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BOTTLES GIVE ME SOMETHING

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WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS?
julie swanson, real estate agent, doesn't let me tell people her age
glen swanson, celebrity real estate agent, fifty six.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
ew.. christian swanson, secondary school student, fourteen. he says he's seventeen at parties and tries to have sex with juniors. HAHAHAHA!

ANY OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES?
nah, they're all old and boring.

TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOU LIFE.
the first born, ahh yes. you may think it's nice, but it's not. you get blamed for everything, you're told that you're the reason why _____ is happening and why ____ is acting like that. annoying, but most people would love to be the first born. no older siblings to bother you, no one to boss you around, you get to boss everyone around. well honestly, it sucks. not when i was born though, i was a spoiled little brat. the minute i was born, i was dawned a daddy's girl and everyone knew that. my aunt said it, hell my grandma even said it. i loved my dad, he was my everything, he treated me like gold. after a few years, my parents decided, maybe we should have another child. i knew they wanted another one, they wanted to have a big family. sooner or later, christian was born. that was when things went downhill. HE got the attention, i didn't get any. i hated it. thank god i started school around then.

elementary was a rough time for me. people teased me, bugged me, apparently i was dorky looking. i was scrawny and i wore glasses, i would of made fun of myself too, and i did. i always called myself an ugly four eyed mutt, any name you could think of, i called myself it. i had no self esteem, and the bullies didn't help with that. i always felt like shit, i felt like no one loved me. i was treated like a dog at school, the only thing that kept me alive was actually having money. money has never mattered to me, but i could never be called poor, and people at school knew that. i was known as the ugly rich girl. weird, right? usually the rich girl is the gorgeous one, the sweet one in elementary, well i wasn't sweet. i was boring, bland, simple, plain, anything along those lines was what i was. i was a nice child too, that's the thing that makes me the most angry. i was SO nice to those kids, and all they did was take advantage of my niceness. i remember once, this girl, jennifer, who was really poor didn't have the right kind of markers for a project and i felt bad, so i bought her a package of markers and pencil crayons. she was nice to me for about a week, and after the project was gone she told the principal i made a "i hate jennifer" club, and that all her friends joined it and that she had no friends anymore. that pissed me off, and my mom tweaked on the principal. it was great, and after that, no one ever bugged me again. they knew it wasn't ME who fucked up, it was jennifer. stupid mutt.

high school i learnt the ropes of being pretty. i grew some boobs, i was still skinny, i still had no ass, but boys thought i was hot. i grew a fairly decent body, and i learnt what hair dye was. ohh boy, you don't know how many times i experimented with blonde till i found the one i liked. i only found it a few years ago, and i love it to death. i lost my virgnity in high school, tried drugs, blah blah, went through all the typical teenage drama. once i graduated, i was happy as hell. high school sucked.

now i'm in college, just doing my thing. partying, going to school, and being chantel. and that's my story. boring.

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